fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Someone, anyone(!)- please do my linguistics homework for me?
I am so far behind I am literally going to cry.
I have officially resorted to having a friend change my Facebook password until after finals. She is under strict instructions to not tell me what it is under ANY circumstances and to inform me of all potential party invites.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I really need to not flunk out one semester before graduation- kthanksbai.
Someone needs to explain to me how Levi Johnston has launched a career out of knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter?
So I haven't been around lately-
I know you’ve missed my brilliant insights into the mind of the over-stressed college student.
I’ve pretty much taken a sabbatical from real life for the last week. Between work and class, I haven’t had time to breathe much less to blog. So- what have I been up to?
Ringing up your goddamn groceries.
Trying to memorize Russian verb conjugations
Avoiding my research group for Linguistics
Getting hit on by drunk, homeless people
Getting called into work on my one fucking day off
Baking cupcakes for cute stockboys
Writing a novel (NaNoWriMo FTW)
And I just read 24 fucking pages of tumblr updates.
I’m going on a self-mandated blogging vacation.
See y’all around Thanksgiving.
In addition to everything else I’ve got going on, I decided to sign up for NaNoWriMo. It’s been on my list of things to do for the last three years, so I finally just said “Fuck it” and signed up.
Also- Am not going out for Halloween this year. I’m doing HalloQueen at the Magestic tomorrow night, but honestly? I’m kind of over Madison’s Halloween-mainly because it’s just a bunch of tourists coming in from out of town who make such a big deal about “Halloween in Madison.” It’s the one time of year you hear from all the people you went to high school with but never actually speak to and they say “Oh hey! Whats up? So- you like, have a couch I can sleep on, right?”
I will be spending this weekend entertaining guests and trying to not fall even further behind on my homework.
I need a nap.
Well, actually I need about four naps, preferably strung together.
So I guess technically I need a sleep.
Weekend plans consist of:
Work, Costume shop, work, linguistics midterm, TYA readings, Beavers paper, and job hunting.
God do I miss having a social life.
Note-getting drunk at the Union by yourself on a Wednesday night is not the most productive way to spend a school night, but it sure puts some things in perspective.
Like-if my biggest problem is that I don’t know what to do after graduation, my life ain’t so bad.
