Rest peacefully, Uncle Tom
Thirty minutes so far.
Can I break my 52 minute record?
I have been obsessing about IKEA all morning.
Who’s up for renting a truck and driving to Illinois?
Remember when I lived in Florida? That was fun.
I need to stop following “artistic nudes” tumblrs.
Says the girl who had to stay three hours late last night to do data entry.
Related- federal/state holidays are great.